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my name is olivia but most people call me liz. don't ask, and even if you do i probably won't tell. i watch a lot of tv and movies, and i read a lot of books. this blog is a mix up of those three things and a lot of shit you won't understand unless you're in my head.

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 2/10 movies » Donnie Darko (2001)

"Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I’m afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I’m afraid that you’ll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

“Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more”

–Charles Bukowski (via liamsodonebar)

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

“He’ll burn you down like wax if you let him. You’ll think it’s love, while he dines on your heart.”

–Cathrynne M. Valente, Deathless (via wearerelative)

#webarethemark #shaaaaaame

White People in July VS White People in October

bruj0sdelayer:

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surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. sometimes i am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

parks and rec: a summary

everyone: andy no
april: andy yes
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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tupacabra:

*has feelings for someone*

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tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

what the actual fuck

HP